Tuesday, December 30, 2008
for Chauncey Kieley
It is not likely that you will see a chicken riding a unicycle
It is not likely that there will be a tax increase for the wealthy or that computers will replace the need for stem cells.
It is not likely that every Sunday morning Kansas City will turn into a great white horse or shed its bricks to live in the sea.
It is likely that stockbrokers will receive pardons but it is not likely that they will ever win a round of Jeopardy.
It is not likely that the radio business will cure yellow skin or that the Department of Security will send us a telegram for Christmas.
It is not likely that Obama will be in the last season of Lost.